So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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