my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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