i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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