Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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