would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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