He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so explain again why im purple
no
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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