I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My life is pants optional.
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