I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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