She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Found the puke drawer
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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