porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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