"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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