you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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