Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I smell stomach acid.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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