chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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