too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I would fuck him just for his dog
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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