i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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