I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
worst night to have a conscience
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
