I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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