I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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