I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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