4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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