I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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