Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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