Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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