I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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