the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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