We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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