"it" just moved
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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