Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I had to cum in my sink.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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