i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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