Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize
