a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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