with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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