I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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