I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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