come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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