i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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