You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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