Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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