no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
id be glad to
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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