Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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