tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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