Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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