That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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