when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Drunk walkin through police station. America
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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