Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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