Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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