My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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