I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
