look no pants
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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