A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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