ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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