I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize