And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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