He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Oh Jesus.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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