someone get that fucking seahorse.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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